stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
it glows. i had to have it.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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