You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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