i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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