Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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