Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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