Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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