i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Randomize
