So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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