i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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