can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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