he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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