ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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