How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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