Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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