he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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