did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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