theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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