Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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