the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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