So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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