He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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