you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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