At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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