No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
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You. Win. At. Life.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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