You're my little dorito
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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