At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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