Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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