Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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