in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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