He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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