Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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