is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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