And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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