We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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