It's just like the Real World with babies
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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