We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
its liver damage thursday
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