So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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