Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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