I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
is wine microwaveable?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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