The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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