is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
she told me i tasted like america
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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