I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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