This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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