I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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