She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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