he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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