Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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