Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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