Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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