I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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