some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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